Fuck nazi zombies I want dinosaurs!!!
Single Vs Relationships
Being single deffinetly makes you miss the small things in a relationship, for example sleeping in the same bed and being woken up by your partner sleep talking and fearing they will one day sleep walk into the kitchen get a knife and stab you to death…. Sweet dreams :)
A poem about Jellyfish by Karl Pilkington
I don’t like jellyfish, they’re not a fish, they’re just a blob.
They don’t have eyes, fins or scales like a cod.
They float about blind, stinging people in the seas,
And no one eats jellyfish with chips and mushy peas.
Get rid of ‘em!
- - Karl “head like a fucking orange” Pilkington